// jenn in dc \\

// jenn in dc \\

this is my brain on tumblr.

continuants:

#are you kitten me right meow

a six-word story by Taylor Swift / Olivia Benson

RIP ME.

WOW 

WOW

WOW

WOW

WOW

JUST WOW

A woman who says “No thanks, I’ll sleep on the floor”; a woman who freezes up and tenses at your touch; a woman who says “I really don’t want to” and “We really shouldn’t” and “We can’t” and “Please at least wear a condom” is not saying yes to you, and if you would like to pretend that that is unclear, you are a liar, you are being disingenuous, you are lying and you know it.
- Mallory Ortberg, "What counts?" (via dolorimeter)
I think she’s forgiven me for taking her to the vet this morning. #catladytweets #lolagram
I think she’s forgiven me for taking her to the vet this morning. #catladytweets #lolagram

I think she’s forgiven me for taking her to the vet this morning. #catladytweets #lolagram

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aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

kateoplis:

"Just because I’m a public figure, just because I’m an actress, does not mean that I asked for this…It does not mean that it comes with the territory. It’s my body, and it should be my choice, and the fact that it is not my choice is absolutely disgusting. I can’t believe that we even live in that kind of world."
"I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for…I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you."
"It is not a scandal. It is a sex crime. It is a sexual violation. It’s disgusting. The law needs to be changed, and we need to change."
Jennifer Lawrence | VF
kateoplis:

"Just because I’m a public figure, just because I’m an actress, does not mean that I asked for this…It does not mean that it comes with the territory. It’s my body, and it should be my choice, and the fact that it is not my choice is absolutely disgusting. I can’t believe that we even live in that kind of world."
"I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for…I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you."
"It is not a scandal. It is a sex crime. It is a sexual violation. It’s disgusting. The law needs to be changed, and we need to change."
Jennifer Lawrence | VF

kateoplis:

"Just because I’m a public figure, just because I’m an actress, does not mean that I asked for this…It does not mean that it comes with the territory. It’s my body, and it should be my choice, and the fact that it is not my choice is absolutely disgusting. I can’t believe that we even live in that kind of world."

"I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for…I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you."

"It is not a scandal. It is a sex crime. It is a sexual violation. It’s disgusting. The law needs to be changed, and we need to change."

Jennifer Lawrence | VF